I first met my boyfriend, Brad, by accident when I was making fun of some idiot on Craigslist for his terrible grammar and poor reasoning. Brad noticed that I was both hilarious and intelligent and he appreciated that I like to torture people with their own flawed logic. We exchanged a few emails and finally met for lunch, without ever having exchanged pictures or physical descriptions. We enjoyed each other's company and became good friends. Our lives went in different directions (my ninja assassinations business was really picking up) and we lost touch. A year passed without us seeing each other until one day he finally decided to check his email and found that I had resurfaced, having survived a deadly ninja attack. We reconnected immediately and will be celebrating our 2nd Valentines Day as a couple this year. We are still madly in love and I have given up fighting ninjas in order to make our relationship work.
Note: In our picture I put a ninja mask over his face because he's embarrassed of being seen with me in public.