My name is Remy. I'm four months old and I just had my rabies shot today. That was not fun. So I went back home to my kingdom. I rule all the blades of grass in my yard. They are my loyal subjects, but little do they know, I love to kill them. I love rolling on them and ripping them out with my teeth, and spitting them out when I'm finished destroying them. I'm worse than a cow! If you need your yard completely obliterated, let me know. Even if you don't, I will probably come over and destroy it anyways. OK bye!
Im jus sittin heer killin ur grass!!
I'm Remy, and I LOVE killing grass!
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